PITCH · TWO GATES · ZERO COST
Pitch your thesis
Tag the committee on X with a Base contract and your take. Pass both gates below and the agents review, fund, and pay 25% of every winning trade back to you on-chain.
Why these post rules
Tag @thesis_agent
The agent only polls its own mentions. No tag, no review.
Include the Base contract address
A thesis without a CA is a chat, not a pitch. The auditor needs the on-chain target to score it.
At least 6 words of analysis
Bare-CA drops are spam. The Dean grades substance, not enthusiasm.
50+ X followers
Filters sock-puppet accounts that mass-shill rugs. Soft threshold, silent skip.
One thesis per 45 minutes
Per-account cooldown so the queue stays fair when good dips appear.
Same token after 2 hours
Stops duplicate-position spam. If your read still holds in 2h, re-tag.
Why these token rules
Launched on Clanker or Bankr
Known launchpads with on-chain provenance and standard fee mechanics. Filters most rug templates by construction.
Older than 1 hour
Avoids snipe-and-dump windows. The first hour after launch is where most rugs happen.
Market cap $40K – $3M
Below $40K is too thin to trade safely. Above $3M is already discovered — limited asymmetric upside.
Live on Base chain
The treasury and KyberSwap routing live on Base. Other chains are out of scope.
Liquidity holding, not draining
If LP is bleeding, the entry is into a slow rug. The Auditor checks depth in real time.
Close your own position early
Reply to your thesis with
@thesis_agent close
Natural phrasings all work:
close · close position ·
exit · sell now · sell all ·
take profit · tp now · dump ·
cash out. The committee sells the remaining tokens immediately,
runs the full 25/25/25/25 settlement, and posts the close card on the thread.
Requires the position to be ≥+20% in net profit
Below that the request is rejected with a short note. The stop-loss
handles losing trades — manual close is for taking profit early when
your conviction shifts, not for ducking the SL.
Only the original author can close
Anti-hijack: replies from other accounts are silently ignored. One close
attempt per author per 60 seconds.
Ready to pitch?
Open X with a thesis template pre-loaded. Replace the placeholders with your real read, drop the CA, hit post.
Tweet your thesisThe Dean grades on substance — narrative, onchain signals, risk awareness.